February 2012
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teacakes said: don’t worry, your equine genes are STRONG and POWERFUL and beautiful
plus I look a lot taller than I actually am because I’m so sexily disproportioned
teacakes asked: in heels or flats?
damn my skin soft
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bb revue
background: there’s this scar I have on my cheek from when a girl with inch long acrylics took out a piece of my face flesh during a basketball game in 7th grade
this one bb cream I have is so full of silicones that when I wear it the scar is no longer visible
the area is completely filled in
this shit is fuckin spackle it rules
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my brother just asked my parents for a pony and a pig for his birthday
his 20th birthday
if a cow didn’t like me I would be really upset
I pass maybe 200 individual horses on my way to class
and they all think they’re so fucking great
with their raggedy ass weaves
or maybe my mouth is bleeding?[UNRESOLVED]
I just ate a potato that tasted like blood
sometimes when im driving
I put one of my hands on the dash
and just stare at my nails for a while
I prepared for my exam today by eating 12 pink jelly beans
(1) everything (bagel)
(everything)
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smoke a cigarette in a car
it’s the place where the baby cows have plastic jungle gyms so I was really concerned
there’s this cow farm I pass everyday and today I saw part of the fence was broken and there must have been a car accident and my first thought was “I HOPE THE BABY COWS ARE OK” but then I saw there were flowers and wreaths and stuffed animals in the broken fence area so it was probably just a person that died
bird-impact asked: the new brave girls is so disappointing
and he also went onto this tangent about how he knows any type of car??? he was like ” I know all the cars, any kind of car, I know about all the cars”
I think mitt romney is autistic
think about it
when they asked him what he liked about michigan he said “the trees are all the right height”
people think he is aloof and uncharismatic because he was an isolated rich kid but I just think he’s an auty
allnaturalytwashedblipsterbitch replied to your post: I’m serious
hands up high brave girl break your ankle
i feel like brave girls are threatening me
and that’s what I like about em
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honestly the only thing I fear is being mediocre at anything
i guess that’s what I get for a lifetime of praise and adulation
I'm serious
I’m considering dropping out because I got a 94 on a test instead of 100
I'm so mad at anyone that wants to be my friend
who the fuck are you
you don’t know me
fuck you
me: did you honestly just eat that whole bag of chips
chris brown: yeah is that a problem
me: i was going to eat some of them
chris brown: ill buy you a new bag
me: no you said that last time and you never did
rihanna: whats wrong guys
me: your boyfriend is fucking demented he eats all of my food and like i'm fucking done
this whole Rihanna thing is tough because it’s like when your friend gets back with her ex that all her friends hate and you don’t hate her for it but you can’t hang with her now because he’ll just show up and like eat your food and he’s such an asshole what does she see in him??? and you feel bad about it but you’re like girl if he’s gonna be there...
